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2009

I am pretty certain there will always be...

Dec 15th

Maybe I just sang "Charles in charge." I...

xannon: I do know. I did. Sorry for drinking on a night preceding finals; my roommate made me. ...
Dec 15th
allmadhere: ava-amanda: lifetheuniverseandeverything: ...
Dec 15th
Japanese poster for Secretary (via)
Dec 15th
synecdoche: yo internet, did i ever show you my...
Dec 15th
staceyjoy: (via loveyourchaos) I think I should too,...
Dec 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)
Dec 15th
When I was in New York maybe three years ago, there was this...
Dec 15th
missworld: earsopenfortheboat: (via massromantic) ...
Dec 15th

I'M AN ADULT.

thedailywhat: Rose Cote. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!
Dec 15th
drexin: thefondest: meesters: Taylor Momsen on the set...
Dec 15th
sparkleneelysparkle: seriously. i liked taking like 3...
Dec 15th
meesters: Taylor Momsen on the set of GG, December 14th,...
Dec 15th
allmadhere: iwasarecord: freakingboys: mrpinky: ...
Dec 15th
This book is so badass, you guys. I want!
Dec 14th
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icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Because I just realized that Christmas is next week! “Four for you...
Dec 14th
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thedailywhat: Alarm Clock of the Day: Jeff Saltzman’s “Princess and the Pea” alarm clock was...
Dec 14th
THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE RIGHT NOW, OKAY GUYS?
Dec 14th

If you could be invisible for twenty...

Dec 14th

This bed's got me in a vice grip.

I will have to get up eventually. However, I’m not wearing pants, nor do I have access to said...
Dec 14th

2009.

jgh: alex365: I know that nobody really likes seeing these on their dash, but I figured what the...
Dec 14th
Listen Listen
cargohoo: imperiousrex: Suicide - Dream Baby Dream Dream baby, dream baby, Dream baby. Forever...
Dec 14th

OSHIT U GUISE THE BREAKFAST CLUB IS ON

Dec 14th
SO GOOD. Give me at least ten more please!
Dec 14th
whatawonderful: The Cheshire Cat is horrifying… so I made a gif. (Click through to see, click...
Dec 14th
Listen Listen
Hey! You guys wanna hear the Christmas song my friends and I wrote this summer? Oh, you...
Dec 14th
Lindsay Lohan. Look at the way she used to be, all freckled...
Dec 13th

I think it would be kind of badass to...

Maybe that’s just me.
Dec 13th

Waffling

youcankeepthechange: is such a great word. I use it all the time at work but my coworkers just...
Dec 13th
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This is SO GREAT.
Dec 13th
Look at this adorable Danish girl! Give her some bangs and a...
Dec 13th
Female Genital Mutilation Banned in Uganda
Dec 13th
“Where Is Your God Now: Nickleback named band of the decade...”
— The Daily What ...
Dec 13th
This girl is so fancy. She is the best. I want to get a...
Dec 13th
Listen Listen
jesusislove: The Dandy Warhols: Hard On For Jesus True story: I have totally seen people have...
Dec 13th

I have a theory that is super great.

So I read somewhere that one hour in the tub is equal to three hours of sleep. Three hours! Amazing!...
Dec 13th

Why tumblr is often depressed

funeral: obliteratedheart: … because we tend to come on tumblr when we’re sad or want to rant. I...
Dec 13th
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suicidewatch: Black Lips- “Fad” This reminds me of the episode of The Mighty Boosh with I LOVE...
Dec 13th
“I hate racquetball! GET AWAY FROM MY ASS!”
— Welcome home, sis.
Dec 13th

Oh good, Boulevard is a twist-off

Pulpy beer weirds me out so hard. (via interrobangin)
Dec 13th
fuckyeahohnotheydidnt: click to view the whole .gif ETA:...
Dec 13th
missworld: gauntlet: sarahmc: amberlrhea: (via...
Dec 13th

God, sorry I sound so damn pretentious,...

Dec 13th

As fun as it is to go to Colette in...

The whole thing runs on what’s cool at this exact moment in time— not timeless cool,...
Dec 13th
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Uffie “MC’s Can Kiss” So after a long wait and a lazy re-release of “Pop...
Dec 13th
allmadhere: iwasarecord: theprincessblog: ...
Dec 13th
Up until that stoop, this is totally what my house looks...
Dec 13th
Listen Listen
Strawberry Alarm Clock “I’m Coming Home”
Dec 13th

So a GORGEOUS boy just parked in the...

He made his arrival VERY CLEAR by shouting but he’s going to the neighbor boys’ house...
Dec 12th
prettyfoods: aseriesofserendipities: ...
Dec 12th

I don't think this is really debatable

synecdoche: itsmejanessa: Kristen Stewart ruins movies. Once upon a time there was this good...
Dec 12th
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I NEEEEEEEED this song but neither iTunes nor Amazon nor crappy Hype Machine has it so I am UP SHIT...
Dec 12th
moviesinframes: 28 Days Later, 2002 (dir. Danny Boyle) ...
Dec 12th
allmadhere: pbjellyfish: (huu, bb ty for finding this...
Dec 12th
interrobangin: Did you guys know that people rarely fact...
Dec 12th
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perpetua: Phoenix “Lisztomania” Brat Pack Mash-up The best mash-ups, whether audio or visual, are...
Dec 12th

OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS

TURNS OUT THE RICHARD HARRIS WHO WAS DUMBLEDORE IS THE SAME RICHARD HARRIS WHO DID “MacArthur...
Dec 12th

Someone put the cake inside the freezer.

AND I DON’T THINK THAT I CAN TAKE IT
Dec 12th
Listen Listen
You have no idea how ready I am to play beer pong to this when my friends get back home. (via...
Dec 12th
Listen Listen
ragetoons: via thismightsuck: KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEEOONN YOU COME AND GOOO YOU...
Dec 12th

Okay, so I know the song "Butterfly" by...

I am not even halfway kidding.
Dec 12th
Listen Listen
You Love Her Coz She’s Dead “Superheroes” GAWD I love this song. I remember...
Dec 12th
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The guys who brought you the pumpkin dance bring you A CONOR OBERST CHRISTMAS.
Dec 12th
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This news station, which is now dead (R.I.P.), makes me want to move to Omaha.
Dec 12th
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I want this to become what Christmas means in America: tying a pumpkin to your head and dancing in...
Dec 12th

This is stuff I could watch forever

Dec 12th
synecdoche: love u, rufus. tolerate u, jenny. My...
Dec 12th
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Julianne Moore is the fucking best, you guys.
Dec 12th

I am having a REALLY hard time resisting...

I come ON it’s 24K(’s on the go). I want to buy it and name it Kate Hudson. I have the...
Dec 12th
suicideblonde: Let me tell you something about Janis Ian....
Dec 12th

What are the most overrated bands you...

Go CRAZY, people. Don’t be afraid to get critical of people like Radiohead and Red Hot Chili...
Dec 11th

Just drove by a place that offers "pool,...

I’m probably not the only one immediately thinking of Jersey Shore.
Dec 11th
Twenty-four karat gold vibrator. $99 for just TWO DAYS. BUY...
Dec 11th
allmadhere: melapoo: I’ve always felt my theme songs...
Dec 11th
“Sarah Palin has captured our attention and electrified...”
— advertisement of Going Rogue...
Dec 11th
This is how I feel right now, you guys. (via thegiflebowski)
Dec 11th

Ugh, the guy working downstairs is...

Yup, this is Oklahoma. I’m putting on my headphones. THIS IS MY VACATION, GUY, KEEP IT DOWN.
Dec 11th
FINISHED MY PAPER, BITCHES. DONE IN A BUN, SON!
Dec 11th
UGUGGHH I can’t fucking sleep you guys.
Dec 11th
cargohoo:eatrottengranola:krystalvixen:comebacktothesea
Dec 11th
sparkleneelysparkle: interrobangin: Last minute xxx-mas...
Dec 11th

BLARGH I'm SO BORED

Not bored enough to work on my paper, but you get the idea.
Dec 11th
allmadhere: iwasarecord: saintsnsailors: (via...
Dec 11th

I didn't even do anything today and I...

I feel like a derelict version of 1950’s husbands.
Dec 11th

Also, I will tell you that there are few...

Don’t believe me? Try it.
Dec 11th
Whoever the hell made this is right.
Dec 11th

I kick ASS at Flip Cup, you guys.

You WILL want me on your team.
Dec 11th
gunstreetgirl: etralos: I WANT THIS SHIRT. And I want 3...
Dec 11th
interrobangin: I’m the girl. You’re the boy. You text me...
Dec 11th
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inothernews: thoseareturkeys: Biz Markie covering Elton John’s “Benny and the Jets” Hahahaha...
Dec 11th
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faithandbegorrah: So this little ovary-burster who was rescued in the Oklahoma dogfight bust is...
Dec 11th
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This came on during my bath. Needless to say, I was not soothed.
Dec 11th
Because I do.
Dec 11th
Listen Listen
sexmusic: porcelain // moby I love this song and always will. It reminds me of when I was in...
Dec 11th

I can already tell winter break is going...

I feel as if Tumpkins (so I named my pudge, STFU) has never been so prominent as he is now.
Dec 11th
5byfive: Sugar Water! <3 this scene! Fierce Buffy. ...
Dec 11th
yosamanthrax: sparkleneelysparkle: hey, sammy. heard you...
Dec 10th
Anyone else suddenly in the mood for some Kansas? (via...
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
The Warlocks “Baby Blue” I’m wastin’ my time with you, my baby, baby...
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
Florence + The Machine “Throwing Bricks”
Dec 10th
Thank you Erika for reminding me I have four candy grams to...
Dec 10th

2 pages down, 8-10 to go!

Eh, I’m not scared. I mean my paper is on The Big Lebowski, how hard can it be?
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
cargohoo: meowkitties: PJ Harvey - When Under Ether the ceiling is moving ♥ I wish it would...
Dec 10th
faithandbegorrah: That’s my reaction too, kitty. We’ll...
Dec 10th

So I've got a 12 page paper to finish by...

I’d say it’s a good time to watch South Park, right?
Dec 10th

FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND TODAY

CLEVELAND
Dec 10th

I feel like no matter how old you get,...

Because I have tried, and I can’t.
Dec 10th

formspring.me

Your bests of the year for: albums, shows, movies, sites, electronics, books, and anything...
Dec 10th
Ey! Formspring.me?
Dec 10th
synecdoche: still want this framed and above a...
Dec 10th
So I have a new favorite meme you guys.
Dec 10th
SHUT THE FUCK UP, WORLD
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
Crazy Town “Butterfly” Whatever tickles your fancy, GIRL IT’S ME AND YOU LIKE SID...
Dec 10th

Life is so good when you have a five...

No I mean SO GOOD.
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
This is a Victoria’s Secret commercial DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY.
Dec 9th

iTunes.

allmadhere:iwasarecord:shotgunkaity:worshipandtribute:worb:fortunefavours:xepher:welcometonarnia:itsj...
Dec 9th
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HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER EVER SEEN THIS VIDEO EVER?
Dec 9th

Emily and fondest, I assume you both...

drexin: I would, but you know, I’ve got to work for the money. We are looking for an intern to...
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
Liz Phair “Headache” I can see the Russian army rolling through my head on one side of...
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
Insanity Wolf fucking loves Hall & Oates, you guys.
Dec 9th

You know what really should be a winter...

Fake beards. Just think about it. Face-warmers! Hell, I’m sure someone’s already done...
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
Insanity Wolf Wednesday, anyone? (I can’t take credit...
Dec 9th
xkcd: The Sun Actually, this is a movie. It’s...
Dec 9th

PARTY WAS CANCELLED

I NEED ANOTHER WAY TO GET BEER NOW
Dec 9th
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Once I get back from the party, I have to write a bullshit essay about how I am the moon. If I come...
Dec 9th

So Sarah and I have decided to form a...

sparkleneelysparkle: thefondest: youcankeepthechange: I am MC Pots n’ Pans. She is MC...
Dec 9th

So I am going to my first frat party...

Dear Self, Huh. Love, Self
Dec 9th
funeral: comebacktothesea:lostlovers: (via sabreeenaa) ...
Dec 9th
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drexin: thefondest: Best One-Hit Wonders of the ’00s That Billboard Forgot to Mention BBMak...
Dec 9th

Nerve lists "mumblecore" as one of the...

(via) WTF IS MUMBLECORE?!?!
Dec 9th

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Erika...

Erika: WHERE IS RICH CRONIN NOW?
me: He's on a La-Z-Boy somewhere. Watching TV.
me: The room is dark and the TV provides the only light. He gazes at the chip crumbs above his navel, ponders what he did to get him all alone in his mother's house again. Even she had plans.
me: She almost hired a babysitter, but Rich insisted he could take care of himself.
Erika: His mother frowned, but relented, and left him alone to sit as he is sitting now, eyes melted from prolonged TV watching, face contorted into a permanent half smiling gaze from when he'd heard a joke on Happy Days, which was just now getting to Ireland because that country's in a like a wind/time tunnel, y'know?
Erika: And then he heard the crackle of a radio being turned on. His little sister inserted a CD, pressed PLAY and LOOP and then left to go meet her friends at the Mall, which was called Mall of Ireland, because what else are you going to call it right? Rich did his best to sigh through his screwed up mouth and tasted a hint of melty iris on his upper lip. The faint, but familiar cords of his one big American hint floated into his eyes, and his melting eyeballs began to tear up.
Erika: He looked to the right, towards the medicine cabinet, where he kept an old and trusty friend of his, but remained seated, ultimately too lazy to wipe off the chip crumbs and get the gun.
Erika: Which he kept in his medicine cabinet. THE IRISH, YA'LL.
Dec 9th
Warch Watch
Nine Days “Absolutely (Story of a Girl)” If you need examples of this song’s...
Dec 9th
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Best One-Hit Wonders of the ’00s That Billboard Forgot to Mention BBMak “Back...
Dec 9th
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jgh: Cruel Intentions - Sex Scene (via allan0686) I think a requirement for being a teenager in...
Dec 9th
me: Chris Martin just makes me angry.
Erika: why?
me: I mean really, the cover for Viva La Vida is a painting from Revolutionary France.
me: And then they just painted Viva La Vida over it.
me: REALLY.
Erika: because who has time to really make a cover noawadays? not when you're colplay and have to sob into the mic for an hour.
me: No, they just get Ethiopian children to sob FOR them.
me: They're much too bored with their money to muster up tears.
Erika: i was not aware they outsourced the sobbing.
me: How could they?
me: They have so much money!
me: They can just buy tears.
me: From the black market tear industry.
Erika: it's so hot right now.
me: Hansel?
Erika: indeed.
Dec 9th

I am just going to keep doing this

me: Chris Martin hates everyone.
Erika: that's understandable. he is in coldplay.
Dec 9th

Reason #190 that Erika and I are the...

Erika: everyone would hate [Barbie] if she was a real person.
me: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
me: I HATE YOU
Erika: I CAN'T BE A STAR BARBIE. I'M SORRY.
me: I CAN NEITHER SHINE BRIGHT NOR CAN I SHINE FAR
me: I'M TOO SHY
Erika: THANKS FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE I'M NOT A CHEF AND AN ASTRONAUT AND A SCUBA DIVER BARBIE.
me: FUCK YOU, BARBIE. I CAN'T RIDE DOLPHINS IN THE GODDAMN OCEAN EVERY DAY *AND* TEACH CHILDREN HOW TO READ.
Erika: NOR CAN I RUN A BAKERY AND DRIVE A CORVETTE AND FIX UP PUPPIES AT THE VET.
me: I MEAN REALLY
me: YOU HAVE TIME TO DELIVER A BABY?
me: I CAN'T EVEN PAY MY RENT ON TIME
Erika: GOD BARBIE. PUT ON YOUR LAB COAT AND I'LL SHOW YOU TO THE DOOR.
me: WE'RE ON WELFARE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
me: WE'RE IN THE BREAD LINE.
Erika: AND LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE MAKING PASTRIES IN YOUR DOWNTIME. YOUR CLOSET IS FULL OF PARTY DRESSES. YOU HAVE TWELVE PETS AND A JEEP AND A SPORTSCAR. YOUR HUSBAND HAS A SIX PACK. TO SAY THAT I HATE YOU IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT IN THE WORST POSSIBLE WAY. YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT NIGHTGOWN FOR EVERY NIGHT. FUCK YOU BARBIE. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE? YOU'RE GWYNETH PALTROW. YOU GET IN YOUR '95 JEEP CHEROKEE AND THINK ABOUT THAT ON THE DRIVE HOME FROM NASA.
me: Fuck that Gwyneth Paltrow shit.
me: Tellin' me how to live my life.
Erika: tellin' me how to roast my chicken!
Dec 9th
“Willenium was post jiggy.”
— me, apparently
Dec 9th

Reason #189 that Erika and I are better...

me: MACY GRAY AND AARON CARTER ARE GOING TO BE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS
me: NOT THAT I WATCH IT
me: BUT STILL
Erika: SERIOUSLY? PHARRELL?
me: YES.
me: WILLIAMS.
Dec 9th
Get this for me and we’ll be best friends forever.
Dec 8th
snuh: florencio:monstercrazy: Night of Terror...
Dec 8th

Um... some random dude just texted me...

It was out of Nowhereville. Same area code and I have NO IDEA how he got my number. Does anyone...
Dec 8th
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suckmyleftone: Mika Miko “I Got a Lot (New New New)”
Dec 8th
fuckyeahjgl: silverscents: Tom: Paul, seriously… Paul:...
Dec 8th
Help me ignore my essay! Formspring.me!
Dec 8th
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drexin: unicornzzzzz: laughingcity: the year 2009 in auto-tune. i want to make this my...
Dec 8th

I wish my essay had a vibrator so it...

Dec 8th

Essay time means lots of pills and...

Here’s what I just took in essentially one gulp: Omega-3 Some silly new age-y focus...
Dec 8th
Paris
Dec 8th
Dec 8th
My girls.
Dec 8th
Guardy guy outside of a cathedral in Toledo. This is a...
Dec 8th
Toledo
Dec 8th
Madrid, June 2008
Dec 8th
icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: I saw The xx open for...
Dec 8th
mykicks: I want this right now. Cat pizza?! FUCKING CAT...
Dec 8th

formspring.me

Are you happy in the club with a bottle of red wine? by...
Dec 8th
synecdoche: billboard’s best one hit wonders of the 2000s ...
Dec 8th
40 Things That Were Popular At the Beginning...
Dec 8th
synecdoche: fuckyeahzacefron:(via gothamknight) ...
Dec 8th
synecdoche: XOXO GOSSIP GIRL LET’S MAKE IT HAPPEN,...
Dec 8th

Shit, she's not gonna die you guys.

The accident was at the beginning of the damn episode so you know it’s not happening.
Dec 8th

Okay, you guys-- this is it!

Serena van der Woodsen almost dies 2009! LET’S MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Dec 8th
The Girl Next Door had the gross misfortune to be released...
Dec 8th
“Seriously, don’t get baby powder on that shit at this point,...”
— Rich, on the guido blow-out...
Dec 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)
Dec 8th
thedailywhat: Foodstuff of the Day: “Hotchocspoons” from...
Dec 8th
Listen Listen
Tito Puente “Mambo Gallego (D-Code Remix)” If I were ever to get involved in organized...
Dec 8th
suicideblonde: Levar Burton rules all IIIIIIIIIIII can...
Dec 8th

Something that continues to blow my mind

youcankeepthechange: We are nearly halfway through the LAST YEAR of this decade. That’s insane....
Dec 7th
This is so beautiful, you guys.
Dec 7th
OMG. Look at these socks, you guys. $30. Need.
Dec 7th
I wanted to do this last year with French, but none of my...
Dec 7th
“What kind of person gets a duck phone to talk on?”
— I don’t know, Snooki. I...
Dec 7th
thedailywhat: Bizarro. This guy so went to my high...
Dec 7th

You guys I am crying.

I have only watched a minute and thirty seconds of this show and my eyes are wet. “It’s...
Dec 7th
“Guidos! When we stop, the chrome keeps spinnin’!”
— Some dude oh Lord what the...
Dec 7th

Snooki. JWOWW. WITH TWO MOTHERFUCKING...

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GETTING MYSELF INTO.
Dec 7th

Kay guys, I've caved.

I’m watching Jersey Shore now.
Dec 7th
richard....writes about....(wait for...
Dec 7th

PUT THE COMMA INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARK.

hortenseg: haguenite: hortenseg: faithandbegorrah: THE PERIOD TOO. PUT IT IN. PUT IT IN...
Dec 7th
“I think “Nickelback” should be used on a scale...”
— I am so going to start saying...
Dec 7th

whats the point?

sparkleneelysparkle: the meaning of the term  ”merry christmas”  changed completely for me when i...
Dec 7th

So I guess I am done with class for the...

I would be happier if I weren’t FREAKING OUT. This has all gone WAY TOO SMOOTHLY.
Dec 7th

Why don't people consider the...

yosamanthrax: Because she’s pretty?  And white?  And American?  Seriously?  I’m not saying she DID...
Dec 7th

Who has two thumbs and no more 1930s...

THIS GUY
Dec 7th
prettyfoods: sugarspun: flickflickflicker:(via...
Dec 7th
interrobangin: #Pictures that are saved on my desktop for...
Dec 7th

My roommate is snoring so fucking hard.

I have no idea how I’m ever going to get to sleep.
Dec 7th

I feel like college sucking has pushed...

I am in a technological khole. I’m not sure what got me to this point but it is bad and I need...
Dec 7th
Always. (via mermaidsareflying)
Dec 7th
This plus cereal is my dinner and I am not even kidding. I...
Dec 7th
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OSHIT YOU GUYS. Back when I was really little, my sister and I used to watch this silly little thing...
Dec 7th

formspring.me

what do you hate about yourself, if anything? I really like being...
Dec 7th

formspring.me

tell me the saddest moment in your entire life, please. Oh wow! What an interesting question! At...
Dec 7th
So I got a fancy new Formspring and I like...
Dec 7th
interrobangin: We just decided to be Leslie Hall’s...
Dec 7th
tothebarricades: allmadhere: iwasarecord: (via...
Dec 7th
missworld: (via fuckyeahblondegirls) I am going to pop...
Dec 7th
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My sister just sent this to me. She has decided to turn writing on each others’ Facebook walls...
Dec 7th
5byfive: mrgolightly: flickflickflicker: Tai: Why...
Dec 7th
funeral: (via fuckyeahskinnybitch) Just the other day, I...
Dec 7th

I FINALLY GOT RICKROLLED

I AM ECSTATIC EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE
Dec 6th
Hey friends, winter break in five days. Let’s get me...
Dec 6th
Of all the toilets in the whole world, even the ones I...
Dec 6th
(via planettampon)
Dec 6th
Listen Listen
Mirah “Jerusalem” On my seventeenth birthday, my sister, friend and I ordered a pizza,...
Dec 6th
“Whatever’s causing the Joan Collins ‘tude, deal with it....”
— Cordelia 4eva. (via...
Dec 6th
Listen Listen
The Breeders “Fate to Fatal” I have had this stuck in my head all day. I want to go to...
Dec 6th
Really not sure how I felt about this movie.
Dec 6th

Do people out there name their kids...

If they don’t, it actually sounds legit.
Dec 6th
drexin: apsies: ...
Dec 6th
tinypeanutbutters: lickystickypickyme: CNN experts are...
Dec 6th

I MUST BE A CAR INSURANCE COMPANY...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Dec 6th
This guy. I don’t know who he is. He is great though.
Dec 6th
This is my new favorite website. Thank you for enlightening...
Dec 6th
Check out this FREEZE DRIED FOOD. This summer, my friends...
Dec 6th
suicideblonde: Buffy the Vampire Slayer I MEAN OBVIOUSLY
Dec 6th
drexin: emilytoldmeto: I love how unintentionally...
Dec 6th

I'm pretty good at vodka pong, if I do...

That sounds like suicide. (via xannon)
Dec 5th

Words That Don't Exist in the English...

tothebarricades: thenewromantic: ...
Dec 5th

The XX & FRIENDLY FIRES After Party this...

fuckyeahthexx: Come join us at B.East for the official afterparty for the Friendly Fires / The XX...
Dec 5th
douglasmartini: Meryl, outside of Stadium High School, my...
Dec 5th
awkwardforever: thingsgohazy:lindsayhuffman:(via...
Dec 5th
You can be my black Kate Moss tonight.
Dec 5th
suicideblonde: bohemea: Jack, I swear. Go ahead and...
Dec 5th
suicideblonde: bohemea: Meditate my direction, feel...
Dec 5th
Oh hey guys, did you know Restoration Hardware sells...
Dec 5th
If I play my cards right, this is where my best friends and...
Dec 5th
interrobangin: thefondest: interrobangin: Spring Break...
Dec 5th
interrobangin: Spring Break ‘10. I don’t think I’ve ever...
Dec 5th
My friend has this book and we are going to use it SO HARD...
Dec 5th

Dilemmas, yo.

After a semester of my first year in college (in my hometown), I want out. Statistically, it’s...
Dec 5th
Here I go again on my own…
Dec 5th
I wanna go here. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Dec 5th
Listen Listen
synecdoche: the national - apartment story tired and wired we ruin too easy. sleep in our...
Dec 5th
WHEN THIS BOY MEETS WORLD BOY MEEEETS WORLD ...
Dec 5th

DRUDGE SIREN

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: katiebakes: GUILTY OMG OMG OMG SPEECHLESS Whoa. Whoa. Chills. ...
Dec 5th
This is my journal from junior year of high school. I made...
Dec 4th
shelovesyoublog: nickdrake: WINONA RYDER IN HEATHERS ...
Dec 4th

these are a few of my very most...

lyriquediscorde: juliaxoxoamour bluesiren starsandgarters eccentriccelia oldfilmsflicker missworld...
Dec 4th
thedailywhat: OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Kewt for kewtness...
Dec 4th

Musical Graveyard Shift

hortenseg: 1am: You’re just waiting, like a shadow 2am: She calls you, ‘cause you’re still awake ...
Dec 4th

This is the description for an actual...

Party In The USA Profoundly impacting American culture with her music, Miley Cyrus is one of...
Dec 4th
oliviawilliams: 5byfive: <3 Spike. i lovee that...
Dec 4th
Oh. My. GOD. (via mermaidsareflying)
Dec 4th
“Cambridge University issued a warning to students after a...”
— Assholes. A precaution I...
Dec 4th
Warch Watch
yosamanthrax: When your shoes worn through and there’s a rumble in your tummy. I am STILL...
Dec 4th
Girl’s got the right idea. (via skinscreen)
Dec 4th

My neighbor is a spinster in her early...

Look lady, I don’t want to be here any more than you do, but it’s college. Slowly remove...
Dec 4th
Listen Listen
inothernews: solitude | billie holiday Love him.
Dec 4th
Credit where credit is due. (via kalediscopes)
Dec 4th
synecdoche: - american psycho Best part of the whole...
Dec 4th
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Why you eyein’ my lemon drink?
Dec 4th
“The early ’00s were a golden age of sorts for failed pop...”
— Crossroads is my shit....
Dec 4th
And then there’s this guy. BOOORRRRRRINNNNGG. (via...
Dec 4th
whatawonderful: (via skinsftw) I hate that I’m...
Dec 4th
Mmmm, look at JJ! Meow! He was always my favorite. (via...
Dec 4th
missworld: fuckyeahladygaga: rah rah t-shirt...
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I am going for Hey Arnold chic today.

Dec 3rd
Warch Watch
Stephen Hawking. AUTOTUNED.
Dec 3rd
txtsfrmlstnght: (650): Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really...
Dec 3rd
fuckyeahbabyanimals: Lonely, so lonely, i have...
Dec 3rd
This is my proudest work as a disgruntled hallway sign...
Dec 3rd

Jesus Christ Brian Krakow have you met a...

drexin: Come on grow some fucking self respect. Just wait. In Danielle’s spin-off, set ten...
Dec 3rd

stockings is HUNG

sparkleneelysparkle: i have two christmas stockings. which are purely for decorative purposes. but...
Dec 3rd

WHY IS PREVIEW SO FUCKING HARD TO USE??

Why can’t Mac just use Paint?! WHY DOES IT HAVE TO TRY AND BE SPECIAL?
Dec 3rd

My intrigued was sparked when I saw a...

Stupidly enough, I forgot that Guinness was also the name of a popular brand of record books. Which...
Dec 3rd
jakec: youcankeepthechange: Jasmine and I completely...
Dec 3rd
tothebarricades: thefondest: suicideblonde: bohemea: ...
Dec 3rd
suicideblonde: bohemea: Hey, careful man, there’s a...
Dec 3rd

PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME DO MY HOMEWORK

DO NOT WANT
Dec 3rd
This sweater is the best and I don’t care that...
Dec 2nd

The Following Is A List Of People Who...

dyfl: Please re-blog it far and wide. These are the Democratic state senators who voted against...
Dec 2nd

WHAT IS THERE TO STAY SOBER FOR?!

eyepollution: This is what I want to yell at people who don’t drink. Being drunk also gives you...
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RONNIE JAMES DIO HAS CANCER

I’M NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS
Dec 2nd
Mary Jane’s Relaxing Soda is a natural beverage that...
Dec 2nd
fuckyeahgoths: closingscene:capturethismoment (via...
Dec 2nd
drexin: thefondest: This is the shit my friends and I...
Dec 2nd
This is the shit my friends and I text each other about. I...
Dec 2nd
DUDE.
Dec 2nd
oldfilmsflicker: skinny peter jackson freaks me out ...
Dec 2nd
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cargohoo: Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Song Of Joy From Murder Ballads
Dec 2nd
Drex & Icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse and anyone else who...
Dec 2nd
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inothernews: afghanibanani: jesuisperdu: Biz Markie - You Got What I Need But you say he...
Dec 2nd

Someone should come over here and get me...

It’s been too long.
Dec 2nd
boombashpow: fuckyeahjormataccone: (via decoupage) ...
Dec 2nd

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would...

drexin: synecdoche: my life is twilight makes me vomit. I hope that guy broke up with her....
Dec 2nd
“How do you say “in the ay-er”?”
— My mother
Dec 2nd

Urban Spoon: WTF is a gastropub?!

It sounds REALLY painful.
Dec 2nd
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Minnie Riperton “Les Fleurs” Will somebody wear me to the fair?  Will a lady pin me in...
Dec 2nd

sparkleneely: Zach Galifanakis or...

I thought you would like to know.
Dec 1st
“Californian John Marcotte is working to ban divorce. He...”
— This is BADASS. I hope this...
Dec 1st