April 2, 2009

Megan Fox

mayonegg:

  • Is trashy as fuck
  • Fishes for compliments constantly, it gives me second hand embarassment
  • Tries too hard
  • Is a shitty actress with no talent whatsoever
  • Looks like a stripper
  • Is trashy as fuck.
If she actually was a stripper, I’d totally understand her appeal.  There are SO many other gorgeous actresses out there that are not only talented, but don’t look like they’d give you a blowjob less than a dollar.  Or have all of the STDs cheap whores get as tips for giving cheap blowjobs.

Megan Fox will never, EVER exist for me outside of this one line: “I’m Brianna Walsh. I get what I want. And this winter break, I want Jordan.” Her even trying to do so is what bothers me. Plus, she’s a slut.

(If you figure out what that’s from, you WIN)

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