It's got somethin'!

I am pretty certain there will always be this one part of me that can't resist rhinestones.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:53:00 -0600

Maybe I just sang "Charles in charge." I don't know.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:08:28 -0600

xannon:

I do know. I did.

Sorry for drinking on a night preceding finals; my roommate made me.

He’s there just to take good care of meeeeeeee!

allmadhere: ava-amanda: lifetheuniverseandeverything: omnialx:...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:53:31 -0600

allmadhere:

ava-amanda:

lifetheuniverseandeverything:

omnialx:

katelynfarriella:

Irish Car Bomb Float

http://www.food52.com/recipes/1268_irish_car_bomb_float

I’m SOOO making these

OH.MY.GOD

For the record: Dublin Mudslide is the best ice cream EVER.

OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

Japanese poster for Secretary (via)

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:32:32 -0600

Japanese poster for Secretary (via)

synecdoche: yo internet, did i ever show you my sweet-as-fuck...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:25:00 -0600

synecdoche:

yo internet, did i ever show you my sweet-as-fuck flask that has my name engraved on it? and that opens to double as a cigarette case? i’m a professional alcoholic so it’s like my business card. anyway, my plan for tomorrow is to full it with whiskey, get smashed in the city, see bomb the music industry! and forget about how miserable december has been.

OH MY FUCK.

YOU COULD KEEP A DECK OF CARDS IN THERE INSTEAD.

staceyjoy: (via loveyourchaos) I think I should too, Clark. I...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:23:35 -0600

staceyjoy:

(via loveyourchaos)

I think I should too, Clark. I think I should too.

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:16:26 -0600

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13):

Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz

When I was in New York maybe three years ago, there was this...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:20:00 -0600

When I was in New York maybe three years ago, there was this super badass sale at the Virgin Megastore in Union Square. There was a bunch of DVDs on sale for $5 a pop and this was one of them. I BOUGHT THE FUCKING VIRGIN SUICIDES. I DON’T EVEN LIKE THAT MOVIE. WHAT WAS I THINKING.

(via)

missworld: earsopenfortheboat: (via massromantic) FUCK YES.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:14:08 -0600

missworld:

earsopenfortheboat:

(via massromantic)

FUCK YES.

I'M AN ADULT.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:13:54 -0600

thedailywhat:

Rose Cote.

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!

drexin: thefondest: meesters: Taylor Momsen on the set of GG,...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:06:57 -0600

drexin:

thefondest:

meesters:

Taylor Momsen on the set of GG, December 14th, ‘09.

Dude, put some damn pants on. It is fucking cold in New York and the lower half of your ensemble is only suitable for bedroom dancing or seductive Claudette Colbert-style gam-flashing. No one’s gonna want the ice cream truck when you’re giving away popsicles for free!

Ok Taylor, I understand the no pants thing. I know you miss the summer and dresses and legs and climbing trees. And I wore dresses all weekend even though my legs were like frozen snausages by the time we got to the restaurant on Friday. Sometimes though, we have to let it go and realize that it’s December and Christmas time, and we aren’t impressing anyone; we’re just cold.

It’s not even like that shirt is a tunic or an almost-dress or anything. She is not even TRYING to wear pants.

I used to be team no-pants. Hardcore! Hated pants! But now? I might just saving the no pants action for home. This is too scary a warning of the future for me to ignore.

sparkleneelysparkle: seriously. i liked taking like 3 xanax and...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:16:39 -0600

sparkleneelysparkle:

seriously. i liked taking like 3 xanax and watching/ nodding in and out of this movie as much as the next person and yeah isn’t it so pretty and the soundtrack was the bidness. but LETS FUCKING MOVE ON world. jesus christ.

What a boring-ass movie. Pretty devoid of an actual plot and just makes me want to eat cake, and, like Top Chef and other food shows, that is useless if you are doing that. It would be useful if you would actually PROVIDE the cake. THERE would be your money’s worth.

meesters: Taylor Momsen on the set of GG, December 14th,...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:47:01 -0600

meesters:

Taylor Momsen on the set of GG, December 14th, ‘09.

Dude, put some damn pants on. It is fucking cold in New York and the lower half of your ensemble is only suitable for bedroom dancing or seductive Claudette Colbert-style gam-flashing. No one’s gonna want the ice cream truck when you’re giving away popsicles for free!

allmadhere: iwasarecord: freakingboys: mrpinky: achingblossom...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 17:19:04 -0600

allmadhere:

iwasarecord:

freakingboys:

mrpinky:

achingblossom:

omgneroli:

(via homoinferior)
Good god, that is unbelievably hot.

holy fuck

Oh my…

All I can think of when I see this is HE IS RUINING THOSE STOCKINGS

This book is so badass, you guys. I want!

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:50:50 -0600

This book is so badass, you guys. I want!

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Because I just realized that...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 16:25:46 -0600

icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse:

Because I just realized that Christmas is next week!

“Four for you Glen Coco. You go Glen Coco.”

Just four words could turn that guy in the brown turtleneck into one of the best seen and not heard characters EVER. Just imagine that guy when he meets people!

“So what do you do?”
“I’m an actor.”
“Have you been in anything I might have seen?”
“Oh, well I was in Mean Girls.”
“Oh my God, how cool! Who were you?”
“Glen Coco.”
And a CROWD of people would pop out of NOWHERE and join her in shouting “YOU GO GLEN COCO!”

He would probably get laid later too. FOUR TIMES.

thedailywhat: Alarm Clock of the Day: Jeff Saltzman’s “Princess...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:22:44 -0600

thedailywhat:

Alarm Clock of the Day: Jeff Saltzman’s “Princess and the Pea” alarm clock was constructed using an Arduino-based clock which triggers the inflation of a large green “pea” tucked underneath the mattress, making it physically impossible for even the snooziest of sleepers to stay in bed.

[via.]

OSHIT THIS IS SO BADASS PLEASE MAKE IT REAL NOW.

THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE RIGHT NOW, OKAY GUYS?

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:13:57 -0600

THIS IS WHERE I WANNA BE RIGHT NOW, OKAY GUYS?

If you could be invisible for twenty four hours, what would you do?

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:55:26 -0600

This bed's got me in a vice grip.

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:38:26 -0600

I will have to get up eventually. However, I’m not wearing pants, nor do I have access to said pants, and there’s some dude working upstairs who would definitely see my shame.

I am in a predicament, world. A comfy, warm predicament.